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garden_pixie ([personal profile] garden_pixie) wrote2008-01-10 08:52 am

This is SO not true.... (dum dee dum dee dum)....

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usual ly end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever").

(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying ____ YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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[identity profile] wildcelticrose.livejournal.com 2008-01-10 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG !!!

That is so perfectly TRUE.

I will likely steal it (giving credit that I stole it from you of course)

[identity profile] garden-pixie.livejournal.com 2008-01-10 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course! have fun!

(Anonymous) 2008-01-10 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
What's it mean if these apply more to your ex husband than yourself? ;)

[identity profile] garden-pixie.livejournal.com 2008-01-10 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
*snark* He's covertly gay? :P